Quote of the Day (2014-02-20)

Jim Hacker: "Well, of course we do what we can. There are many calls on the public purse: inner cities, schools, hospitals, kidney machines..."

Actress one: "...tanks..."

Actress two: "...rockets..."

Actress three: "...H-bombs..."

Jim Hacker: "Well, we can't really defend ourselves against the Russians with a performance of Henry V."

Source: Yes, Prime Minister